Why did the sun go to school? — To get brighter.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? — Thunderwear!
What kind of plant grow on your hand? — Palm tree.
What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-timber!
What happens when it rains on cats and dogs? — You have to be careful not to step into a poodle.
What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone!